time to resurface
i made my own trainer card!! ^^ here’s a link so you can make your own! ovo you should totally add yours to this post if you’d like!
pokemon trainer marshall challenges you to a battle!
Pokémon trainer Truls stands bye for battle.
furret may keep your neck warm in the winter but will it find useful items for you? no. i think we all know who the winner is here
Kingdra sleeps deep on the ocean floor to gather its energy. Breloom has amazing footwork that allows it to get within striking distance of its opponent so that it could unleash a barrage of punches. Volcarona uses its six wings to scatter its ember scales, engulfing its surrounding in a sea of fire.
Fire, Grass, and Water, by ImmaCatastrophe.
IHust wiOke upmy whol hOUSSe
I’m telling this story again b/c fuck it but anyways I was playing D&D and one of my friends went “brown bear brown bear what do you see” and on cue three of us turn to him and like, death metal screech “ALLLL”.
The dude goes completely pale faced. I saw true horror in his eyes.
He didn’t know the joke.
So apparently dude just had three of his best friends demonically screech at him for no goddamn reason.
I do not think I will ever cause that level of sheer terror and confusion ever again in my life.
Eyjafjallajökull Volcano Eruptions
It literally says it might make you sweat. Just in a really fancy way. Lol
THAT LAST ONE OMG
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