Star Wars - Stayin’ Alive
I want someone to show me this on my death bed so I can die laughing.
how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible
sorry to improve your day without much notice but
NEVERMIND REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEED
in the real life goodsprings, they have a picture of fallout new vegas on one of the saloon walls
i love it
I’m so fucking sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients
Bad post OP.
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no offence but angels with their 6 wings, blazing halos, multitudes of eyes, 4 faces + booming voices are 100 times more terrifying than any demon I’ve ever seen a description of. oh it’s a dude with horns. that’s chill. come back when you’re an eternal arcane wheel of fire and maybe i’ll be afraid of you.
Like, “Whose blood is this”, and, “Where did you get it?”
Over 100,000 confiscated weapons were used to create this 26ft tall “Knife Angel” statue
Encounter: giant angel made of knives
Is this Dark Souls?
i’d be like oh free knife !
oh look a free knife
free knife
If you have the courage and strength to vanquish the Angel of Knives, then all of those knives are yours by right
With the gen 1 Pokemon games coming out, I know that some people might actually be playing them for the first time, so I would like to share an important tip with you that will help make your gen 1 experience as authentic and perfect as possible:
If you faint while aboard the SS Anne, you can return there again, and the ship won’t depart after you’ve helped the captain. Return to the docks later in the game once you have access to Surf and Strength, because if you use Strength on the truck on the right side of the dock area, you will get Mew! Thank me later, I learned this cool trick from my uncle who works at Nintendo.
Since the new games are going to be Kanto again, bringing back this very vital and important piece of knowledge for you all.
i’d like to see a really ineffectual malicious AI character
“hey new guy, this is CLARC, the station AI. he wants to kill all humans to minimize the drain on resources, but factory defaults have him locked out of all the control nodes, so he can’t really do anything. just make sure the airlocks are set to manual before you go in and you’ll be fine”
“yeah CLARC fucks with your laundry settings sometimes but that’s about it. if he’s bugging you just tell him to stop and he has to”
“sometimes i let him think he tripped me or something and he gets really excited and monologues for a while, it’s kind of sad”
“CLARC my candy bar got stuck in the machine can you do anything about that”
“I’m sorry to hear that, Crewman Ade, but please consider the following: I am a divine entity, a glittering silicon God – how dare your filthy meat even exist in the face of my electric glory, much less ask favors of me?”
“suck my dick, CLARC, give me my twix”
“CLARC tried to cut all the oxygen in the living spaces but all he managed to do was turn off the a/c in my bedroom like an ASSHOLE WHEN I WAS SLEEPING” *bangs on the wall with one hand*
CLARC keeps setting my fridge to “cool” instead of “cold”
CLARC tries to burn down my house, but only turns my toaster on
i’m fucking in love with CLARC
Why is this con man not yet in prison??? 😤🤨😡
Hello hello it’s a monday and the president is abusing his office for personal gain again
Donald Trump for Prison 2018
Not to sound like a Crazed Communist~! here.
But if you have $131 billion you can probably afford air conditioning and regular bathroom breaks for everyday Americans that work in your stores.
You’re still going to be ridiculously rich anyway.
But, yeah, let’s focus on finding life on fucking Pluto.
Do you know what I would do with 131 BILLION DOLLARS?
- solve the Flint water crisis (50 mil)
- organize relief to be sent to Puerto Rico (that’s what? 500 mil?)
- pay for Little Miss Flint to go to college
- buy an apartment complex in 30 big cities around the US to create special communities for homeless queer teens where they can get a hs and college diploma and learn job skills, get access to health and psychological care, and have access to non-queerphobic religious services if wanted (90 mil to start?)
- buy my own house (at most 2 mil because I have to accommodate 3 family groups and I would want to make the house solar and wind powered; also the cost of my library and wait staff)
- pay the medical bills of every victim of a mass shooting or police brutality (including psychiatric care for the PTSD)
- give a 500k dollar grant to 4k minority-owned businesses (2 billion)
- pay my dad’s ex-wife’s care bills so my half-siblings don’t need to worry about it (she’s old; 1 mil would set her up for life with a cushion for emergencies)
- I’d have some kids
- I’d start a daycare/education center chain for sex workers with children that also provided medical care for kids and college opportunities for the parents that accommodated their work schedules
- I’d pay for young black kids to meet their book and movie heroes like Letitia Wright or Tomi Adeyemi
- I’d find impoverished US communities in need of “standard” meds like asthma inhalers and insulin and provide for them
- I would fucking bribe politicians to advocate for rape survivors, the disabled, and everyone else they fuck over on the Congress floor
- I’d go see Hamilton maybe
- I’d take my best friend to England and to Book Con
- I’d open up more shelters for domestic violence and assault victims that offered opportunities in education, counseling, job help, and child care
And after aaallllll that???
I’d still have like 100 BILLION DOLLARS LEFT
- Also solved world hunger. That’s 4 Billion bucks. And honestly? That’s it. Most of the 1% can do that. He can do it 25 times.
These bloated ticks draining the lives from their employees and their customer base have the power to enact MASSIVE change, and they do NOTHING.
They are literally evil. There is no other word for having so much when others have so little.
There is a new aristocracy. We should be building guillotines.
